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		<title>How many bottles of beer are opened with a lighter in a given year?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The average number of bottles of beer opened with a lighter in a given year is _________ (worldwide). No Googling, no paper pen, just give me your best guess within the next minute or two. I have asked this bit of trivia to dozens of friends and strangers as a mental math estimation exercise. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The average number of bottles of beer opened with a lighter in a given year is _________ (worldwide).  No Googling, no paper pen, just give me your best guess within the next minute or two.</p>
<p>I have asked this bit of trivia to dozens of friends and strangers as a mental math estimation exercise.  The answer will obviously based on statistics and will have a margin of error.  I have received a wide range of guesses from 7 to many billions.  It seems people generally have great difficulty in approximation.  And some completely lock up and are incapable of even guessing&#8230;  and surprisingly (or perhaps not so), these are your typical smart guys&#8230; math teachers, programmers, engineers, etc.</p>
<p>Maybe this will spawn a whole new domain in IQ tests&#8230;  Loose math approximation under time constraints.  AKA &#8220;roughing it in&#8221;.  Now that I think about it, Google asks <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/15-google-interview-questions-that-will-make-you-feel-stupid-2009-11#how-many-golf-balls-can-fit-in-a-school-bus-1">these sorts of questions</a> during interviews for a good reason(?).</p>
<p>For the record my guess is 310,000.</p>
<p>Here are a few guesses from my buds&#8230;</p>
<p>Sid K: 726,000<br />
Edwin C: 4,000,000,000<br />
Kenneth H: 1,000,000<br />
David B: 480,000<br />
Tina K: 1 Zillion Billion Quintillion<br />
Keith B: 13,000,000<br />
Kevin B: 7<br />
Matt C: 3,257,823<br />
Melissa K: 80,000,000,000<br />
Derek D: 7<br />
Brian E: 10,000,000</p>
<p>Stay tuned for the answer.</p>
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<p>*I came up with this bit of trivia at the beach as some idiot tourist was trying to open his stupid glass beer bottle (thanks Corona) by tearing apart the arm rest of a beach rental chair.</p>
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		<title>The best X-Mas Eve party EVER!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, EVER!!! It will be this Sunday night (12/24/2006), Christmas Eve in the G-Lounge. You may arrive as early as 7:00 PM. There will be games, door prizes, and plenty of alcohol with people from all over the country. We have two special guests all the way from California: Richard Smith and Michelle Harder (soon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, EVER!!! It will be this Sunday night (12/24/2006), Christmas Eve in the G-Lounge. You may arrive as early as 7:00 PM. There will be games, door prizes, and plenty of alcohol with people from all over the country. We have two special guests all the way from California: Richard Smith and Michelle Harder (soon to be married, so don&#8217;t hit on them&#8230; too much). We expect another strong turnout from Jacksonville and Niceville this year. You are welcome to bring guests.</p>
<p>Party Checklist&#8230;</p>
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<p>&#8211;Full Belly. Eat something before you come. We will have snacks, not meals. You need to eat something that will sustain extended drinking activities. Please plan accordingly.</p>
<p>&#8211;Alcohol. I will have a few cases of beer and a fairly well stocked bar, if you would like to bring more do so.</p>
<p>&#8211;Beer pong paddle. There will be a beer pong tournament. The awards presentation will immediately follow.</p>
<p>&#8211;Shotgun contest (for ole times sake, we&#8217;ll see who retained the skilz and who didn&#8217;t). Awards presentation to immediately follow.</p>
<p>&#8211;Dancing on the couch. This will depend on the frequency of points earned in the Beer Pong competition.</p>
<p>&#8211;Mrs. Pacman high score tourney. Award presentation to immediately follow.</p>
<p>&#8211;Musical Jeopardy till everyone gets pissed that I won&#8217;t play a song all the way through. Awards presentation to immediately follow.</p>
<p>&#8211;Robot demonstration. Limited to the first 10 people due to time constraints.</p>
<p>&#8211;Rubber-band plane contest. Awards presentation to immediately follow.<br />
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*Special guest appearance: The Stuffing Sandwich Kid!!!</p>
<p align="center">Lisa &#8217;05&#8230;</p>
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<p align="center">x-mas cheer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Idiotproof Website</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is the story&#8230; John Beschler, lead developer, was a little upset about our users having trouble with our website. He walked by my cube while someone mentioned someone else having trouble with our intrAnet site. Our site is well done and well tested and user friendly&#8230; anyway, John got all upset and turned red in the face and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="Arial"><font size="2">Here is the story&#8230;</font></font><br />
<font face="Arial"><font size="2">John <span class="078270204-09122006">Beschler, lead  developer, </span>was a little upset about our users having trouble with  our website. He walked by my cube <span class="078270204-09122006">while</span> someone <span class="078270204-09122006">m</span>entioned <span class="078270204-09122006">someone else </span>having trouble with our intr<span class="078270204-09122006">A</span>net site. Our site<span class="078270204-09122006"> is</span> well done and well tested and user  friendly&#8230; anyway, John <span class="078270204-09122006">got all upset and </span>turned red in the face and said<span class="078270204-09122006">,</span> &#8220;It&#8217;s already <span class="078270204-09122006">an</span> idiot proof website!&#8221;<span class="078270204-09122006">.  W</span><span class="078270204-09122006">hile the  people around him looked at him confused I looked up the domain.  The rest is history.</span></font></font></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.idiotproofwebsite.com">Idiotproof Website</a></p>
<p>-kc</p>
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